tumblr poetry be like,
as unimportant in my inbox
the truth is out there
i was gonna tweet “id call @tylerseguin daddy” but then i was like wait. my brother follows me. can’t be such a thot.
me cause football right around the corner
Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.
Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.
we takin’ over
burned my hand curling my hair today
i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.
people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked withi used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it
When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet
I’ll see yall in church
When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass
the people upstairs are banging again
banging on what
post your address so I can fight you