girl: babe come over
boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl: my parents aren't home
boy: I know

kuntquats:

tag-redfield:

Guys check this out, I finally have enough beard to do that thing that turns you into an instant Disney villain…

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ALADDIN GIVE ME THE LAMP 

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jennacolaman:

SAM PEPPERS VIDEO IS OFFICIALLY OFF YOUTUBE!

AND HIS CHANNEL IS SUSPENDED!

tyler seguin looking extremely blissed out (◡‿◡✿)

zdenocharazard:

i look cute!!

therandominmyhead:

Yes just me, a dog. Taking a walk. With my dogs. Who are my friends. But also dogs. And I am a dog.

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

hotdadblog:

everyone should send a snapchat selfie to the stars account that says “eat my ass jamie benn”

someone take me to homecoming

schloong:

"I don’t support feminism I support humanism" is the biggest straight boy cop out