kushmiri:

tumblr poetry be like,

gmail marked 

you 

as unimportant in my inbox 

why 

can’t 

i

mixtapewormhole:

the truth is out there

i was gonna tweet “id call @tylerseguin daddy” but then i was like wait. my brother follows me. can’t be such a thot.

40ozhoe:

cheefkief:

40ozhoe:

me cause football right around the corner 

Wow. Tumblr is supposed to be a sanctuary, a safe haven, even, for alternative lifestyles. Not for high school jocks interested in the most common thing ever. Seriously, football is exactly the kind of thing someone joins tumblr to escape from. Stop watching football and go join a fandom, or delete your account.

Signed, a proud football-hating SuperWhoLockianStuckSwimmingOnTitanPotter fan.

NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

we takin’ over 

and here we have a cute lil idiot looking at the camera during a scene

my nails are so on point like don’t even try to fuck with me

indikos:

burned my hand curling my hair today

worth it

blastortoise:

i thank god every day that i have a nice ass.

piratecoves:

poopflow:

people who dry swallow pills go hard as hell and should not be fucked with

i used to dry swallow pills until a searing pain developed in my throat and chest and with the help of the world wide web i found out it burned a hole in my fucking throat please take your pills with water kiddies it’s worth it

harrystylesdildo:

cosbyykidd:

harrystylesdildo:

When he say he gonna eat ya ass and you aint showered yet

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I’ll see yall in church

When yall see each other in church the day after he ate ya dirty ass

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nosdrinker:

underknower:

nosdrinker:

the people upstairs are banging again

banging on what

post your address so I can fight you