beauxbatonsacademy:

"so how long have you been on tumblr"

*has war flashbacks to the introduction of WHAT IS AIR*

Jack Skellington was a huge fuckboy

bookofrevelation:

slightly older female friends are truly a force for good in this world

nickjonasstillhasdiabetes:

"i’m an asshole, i don’t give a fuck about anyone, the world is an awful place and I’m super cynical"

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Why is it that you freak out at the idea of fingering? I didn’t put that prostate in you, Jesus Christ did and I’m sure he had a good goddamn reason, buck the hell up.
Actual conversation between two straight guys at my bar tonight (via trickwolves)

twenyonepilots:

do you ever get sad attacks and it drains you and you’re just left sitting there like wow this is so uncalled for rude

evgeniemalkin:

ماشاءالله!
tell me on anon why y’all ignore me this much

matt-douchene:

look at jamie benn dressed in all black

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where in canada do you think hes from?

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science side of tumblr tell me why this dick so bomb
Petition for more Adam McQuaid

Jack Falahee + selfies

steelbison:

#LeavesAsPaper